Miss Penny Speaking

How my black fur can change colour and make me look pale is absurd, Miss Penny speaking. 

As Susan’s very efficient assistant I am stepping forward to ask you to be patient, the new version of Susan’s Reader News is coming.

Seriously miffed, I mean irrefutably, incontrovertibly, unquestionably miffed! Miss Penny speaking

At last, the visitors have gone and Susan is home and I can sleep and dream. Yes, dogs can dream. I even growl and bark in my dreams. Now I can curled up tight in my cozy bed and I dream.

NO! Not one word! Take a gander, that means take a look, as author assistant I learn some interesting words. Seriously read it, I am not mentioned. 

I’m trembling, things are not right. Susan props the door open and leaves me on my leash, yep inside the apartment.

However, the tables have turned and I am in ‘author assistant’ mode and as busy as a bee, not sure what bees have to do with listening they make an annoying buzzing sound.

Honestly, I have died and gone to heaven. Soooo…comfy!

I’m in big trouble, Miss Penny speaking, your favourite and adorable canine.